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PUA语录翻译大全!英国约会专家教你看清渣男

PUA语录翻译大全!英国约会专家教你看清渣男 2021 年 8 月 18 日13:22:46PUA语录翻译大全!英国约会专家教你看清渣男已关闭评论

I mean obviously from your profile I knew you’re really pretty, but I did not expect you to be this funny.

看过你的头像照片,当然知道你很漂亮。但没想到,你还这么幽默风趣。

女生(心里美滋滋的):

Oh, thank you! I think you’re very pretty too.

啊,谢谢!我觉得你也很好看。

约会男:See? Then why are you single?

是吧?那你为什么还单着?

女生:What? 哈?

约会男:I’m just really surprised that you’re single. It’s just crazy to me.

我就是很惊讶你还单身,真是不可思议。

女生:WTF does that even mean?

这特么是啥意思?

迅速低头翻书:

约会男继续滔滔不绝:You know like how does a girl like you stay single, you know?

像你这样的女生,怎么可能还单身?

约会专家解读:

Look, I’m attracted to you but I’m insecure. So do other guys like you or is there something wrong with you I should know about.

我确实被你吸引了,但我没有安全感。所以,你是有其他人追,还是你这人有啥问题,我得提前了解下。

女生迅速作出反应:Hmmm, I guess I’m just picky. I love my life, so if someone’s going to be in it I want them to be awesome.

嗯,只是我太挑剔了。我爱自己的人生。如果有人要参与其中,我希望那个人足够优秀。

约会男:

Wow yeah, that is a really good answer. You are pretty intimidating.

哇哦,回答得真好。你有点令人生畏。

女生:

Son of a bitch…

我*……

约会专家解读:

I’m afraid that my normal ways of impressing someone won’t work on you and I’m trying to make that your fault.

我很担心,自己平日里的撩妹套路在你身上不管用。所以提前把这锅甩给你。

约会男:

There must be a ton of guys after you. Why do you swipe on me?

一定有很多男生追你。为什么你会看上我?

约会专家解读:

So tell me what’s great about me?

快告诉我,我的优点是啥?

约会男:

I’m just having fun right now you know.

我只是想享受当下,尽情享乐。

约会专家解读:

I’m going to remind you I said this three months from now.

三个月后,等你想稳定下来,我会提醒你,我说过这话。

约会男:

You meet a lot of guys online or…

你会在网上认识很多男生,还是……

约会专家解读:

For my self-esteem, any answer more than one is too many…

以我男人的自尊心,超过一个男性网友都太多……

约会男:

My job is pretty complicated.

我的工作,非常复杂的。

约会专家解读:

I need to date someone dumber than me.

我只想找个比我蠢的女人。

约会男:

Work is just so crazy right now.

我最近工作实在太忙了。

约会专家解读:

I’ll be saying this to you for literally the rest of your life.

在一起之后,我会这么跟你说一辈子。

约会男:

She’s like my best friend. You’re going to love her.

这是我最好的朋友,你肯定会喜欢她的。

约会专家解读:

We are going to argue about her a lot.

我们肯定会经常为她吵架。

此处友情省略一小段……

约会男:

My exes are crazy.

我的前任都是疯子。

约会专家解读:

I cause sane people to do crazy shit.

我有本事让正常人抓狂。

约会男:

I’m just so sick of drama.

我简直烦透了抓马。

约会专家解读:

LOVE drama…

超爱抓马der!

约会男:

I think we should just take things slow and see what happens. I feel like monogamy might be outdated. I don’t want to hurt you.

咱俩应该慢慢发展,顺其自然。我觉得一夫一妻制很过时。我不想伤害你。

约会专家解读:

Definitely going to hurt you.

100%绝对会伤害你。

约会男:

I’m not really looking for anything serious right now.

我目前还不想稳定下来。

约会专家解读:

I’m really not looking for anything serious right now.

我其实根本不想稳定下来。

约会男:

This place is nice…

这地方挺不错……

女生(边说边起身):

Well I’m glad we did this, it was really nice getting to know you…

很开心跟你约会,也很高兴深入了解你……

约会男:

Hey, before you go we should do shots right?

等等,你走之前,咱俩喝几杯吧?

女生:

Nah, I’m all set.

不用,我够了。

约会男:

It’s just like a vodka shot…

就来点儿伏特加……

女生:

Nah, I’m okay…

不用啦……

约会男:

OK. Hey cool, we should do this again soon yeah? Drink and drive. See you soon!

好吧,那咱们下次再约,怎么样?记得酒后驾车哦,下次见啦!

约会专家:

She is not going to see you soon.

她下次不会见你了。

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